Tall Tales part 1

Now, when one announces in capital letters of a greater font that tall tales will be presented, expectations are pretty high. Yet these are the type of tall tales that will create quite a different impression.
And so it began that a few years prior to this very date there were several townspeople. These people lived simple lives but concealed many a motive in their so to say "noodles". Now besides the fact of the three residing in similar circumstance of living, there was another "link" that "tied" these three together. Among their molehill of motives lied one that was particularly large. Quite large indeed. A motive like this unfulfilled is just the type that will fester into what you may call a "burning desire". And just as 3 logs of tender timber would quickly be consumed by an already burning blaze, likewise three of these abnormally large desires would, if met and merged, splatter upon the canvas of manifested existence. And fortunately for our appetite for the uncommon,this is exactly what occurred.
Tim Logger had found the keys to his car beneath the plain white recliner that he very often parked his rear end, and decided to refuel his refrigerator.
Kate Winslo meanwhile felt this same urge that is so common to the hungry stomach, and, bearing little mind to her already incomplete spring cleaning tasks, perched herself upon a prized 12 speed bicycle and pulled away to the nearest supermarket.
Sherran Doppledorf was panning fluids out of her jeep when that familiar grumble spoke to her louder than a cars engine purring for new oil. Realizing her attire was appropriate not only for automotive maintenance but also a springtime jog, she immediately slid out from beneath the behemoth and jogged straight out of her garage with intention of reaching the grocery mart.
Now I know what you must be thinking, all this hype about burning desires somewhat excited me, even to the point of restraining my own self from going to the fridge to chomp upon something sweet. Now are you telling me that this excitement was over the commonplace need to eat??
Now my readers... let us not be hasty. For it was only when the three townsfolk reached the supermarket that there real yearnings are revealed, and, can then be expounded upon. Although each of the three began shopping in different, somewhat opposite, areas of this supermarket it happened so that each of their paths intersected in the aisle known as "aisle five".